Newlywed Update

Alright. It has come to my attention that people are pretty excited about the prospect of Pat and I appearing on the Newlywed Game. Unfortunately, the "audition" has been rescheduled for Tuesday. In other news, the fact that they referred to it as an audition makes me extremely anxious.

I'm also starting to worry that this is all a crazy dream. I have still not receieved the email they promised to send, informing us of crucial details such as where to go on Tuesday. But I strongly suspect that it is not a dream, because I haven't killed anyone, nor has anyone tried to kill me.

Hang in there. We'll try not to let you down.