You tell me

I've been consuming more caffeine than my body is used to for the last few days, so this might just be the drugs talking. But doesn't this cartoon person kind of look like me?

Ignore the fact that it says "fertility aid" on the package. I don't want you reading anything into that. Besides, I'm probably barren because I eat a lot of Teflon. I just like to smell these aromatherapy inhalers and the fertility one happened to be on sale. (I also bought one called "smoke less" and seeing as I don't smoke at all, it's going to be pretty tough.) Anyways, I just like the aroma of clary sage, geranium, and fennel. Nothing weird about that.

But see how they stole my face?




No? Just me?